Laugh or Go Crazy

Okay, readers, remember the posts about the floods we had here the last week of June? Well, our county was declared a disaster area and now the mortgage company needs to be sure that our house is still standing. Haha! (Hearty knee slap.) That's a good one. Like I'd pursue a mortgage for a demolished house? If we don't get this mortgage soon, we're going take all of our money and buy a van in which to live down by the river.